i thought i'd try and answer it myself.
Top Ten Things I Must Do Before I Die
- 10. Find love and marry. So someone can cook me breakfast every morning.
- 9. Get loads of money. I thought I might have need for some.
- 8. Be the Magic World Champion. I can do it!
- 7. Travel to Jupiter. Then if I can still afford it, to Saturn. There should be some interesting sights to see there.
- 6. Find Santa Claus. To ask if I could apply for the job. I've always wanted to be jolly.
- 5. Topple Microsoft/Intel with my own software and hardware company. I'd name them Softd\k and Hardd\k, respectively.
- 4. Get telepathic abilities. To rule the world.
- 3. Wish for world peace. One unselfish act shouldn't tarnish my reputation too much.
- 2. Summon the devil and bargain my soul for eternal youth. Or I could be Spawn. Or Hellboy. Hellboy rocks.
- 1. Bribe St. Peter to let me sneak in into heaven. Hey, if you're as saintly as I am, you'd be trying to secure your own ticket, too. I get cranky in hot places.
SONG: The White Stripes - The Hardest Button to Button
